Bodynation Cabinet Secretariat
Heartbeat 22.10.25.13.2276
The Bodynation Council of Ministers has called for an emergency meeting to review the situation of the nation amid calls from various sections about the numerous problems affecting the body. The agenda was to discuss the issues, identify the causes, prioritize the problems and deliberate on the future course of action. With growing perception in the cells that the government has been unable to run the body and that the Mind is exerting much influence on the system, the Council has called for a concerted and cooperative approach to assure the cells of the stability of the government. Despite this, the Council has agreed that the presence of Mind in the system is unavoidable in the modern bodyworld and it is advantageous to the nation in the long run. So it was felt necessary to accommodate the Mind in the system along with ensuring the biochemical well-being of the cells. Accordingly a framework is prepared and the Cabinet has accepted to call it the National Action Plan for Change Control (NAPCC). National Action Plan for Change Control proposes a set of activities including certain acts, programmes and schemes. The bills shall be presented to the Organization in the coming heartbeats and efforts be taken to ensure their smooth passing. Programmes and Schemes are result oriented and run in mission mode to ensure full cooperation and uninterrupted flow of funds. These proposals are listed below.
Along with the above proposals, to recognize the importance of this meeting, which shall from this moment be called as the Convention on Bathroom Discussions (CBD), named from the building that hosted the meeting, an agreement was reached for Conference of Parties (CoP) to regularly meet under this protocol to review and enact future policies.Heartbeat 22.10.25.13.2276
The Bodynation Council of Ministers has called for an emergency meeting to review the situation of the nation amid calls from various sections about the numerous problems affecting the body. The agenda was to discuss the issues, identify the causes, prioritize the problems and deliberate on the future course of action. With growing perception in the cells that the government has been unable to run the body and that the Mind is exerting much influence on the system, the Council has called for a concerted and cooperative approach to assure the cells of the stability of the government. Despite this, the Council has agreed that the presence of Mind in the system is unavoidable in the modern bodyworld and it is advantageous to the nation in the long run. So it was felt necessary to accommodate the Mind in the system along with ensuring the biochemical well-being of the cells. Accordingly a framework is prepared and the Cabinet has accepted to call it the National Action Plan for Change Control (NAPCC). National Action Plan for Change Control proposes a set of activities including certain acts, programmes and schemes. The bills shall be presented to the Organization in the coming heartbeats and efforts be taken to ensure their smooth passing. Programmes and Schemes are result oriented and run in mission mode to ensure full cooperation and uninterrupted flow of funds. These proposals are listed below.
- National Mission for Sustainable Hairculture: To prevent hairfall and conserve whatever hair that remains on the scalp. Aims to control dandruff and devitalization of follicles. Methods include usage of natural chemical supplements like oils to promote hair revitalization and cleaning hair regularly using shampoo.
- Mitochondria Golgi-complex National Regular Exercise Guarantee Scheme (MGNREGS): Recognizing the need for regular exercise in achieving an active cellular life, every organ shall be provided certain heartbeats of exercise as a right. Methods include walking, cycling and eating. This shall be the flagship programme of the framework and targets to reach every cell in a period of few heartbeats.
- Food Eating Management (FEMA) and Fat Reduction and Bodyweight Management (FRBM) Bills shall be introduced to control the food and nutritional intake and to promote a healthy nation. Statistical targets shall be put in place to achieve the goals of weight management.
- National Sleep Mission: To synchronize the biological clock with the sun's rise and set and to promote discipline and standards among individual organs. Aims to achieve a strict sleeping cycle and control the amount of sleep.
- Ribosomes Golgi-complex Gastric Validation Yojana (RGGVY): To prevent the endemic Gastro-eosophagal reflux from pushing the poor Gastric cells in the Stomach area into further crisis, this scheme shall strengthen these cells and bring them into mainstream and enable them to enjoy the benefits of development. It includes valuating the food taken on the parameters of its acidity promotion capacity.
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Bodynation Cabinet Secretariat.
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